I do not think I need to go into any more detail.
We all know that our farts are smelly and disgusting to our wives. We also know that our wives do not fart. As my son would think, all women play the air guitar. A nicer way to put it is they “drop roses.” We could take the lovely smell in for hours at a time if it is our own. If it is someone else’s fart, we may keel over and die. Farts are a very serious matter as they can be both fun and disgusting. When it comes to babies or toddlers though, it is a laughing matter.
Well last night I downloaded an app. to my phone that gives out some of the greatest fart sounds I have ever heard. I let out a rip roaring fart (from the phone). My wife game a look of disgust while my son started laughing his head off. He looked at me with tears in his eyes because he laughed so hard. It was a look of dad; you are the coolest for farting like real man, but at this moment I was actually faking it. I gave him a look back like I was proud of that one. I also could tell he felt I scored one for the team by grossing his mom out.
Now my kids always laugh when anyone farts. He even laughs at his own loud gas bubbles. What makes it a game is when he hears the flatulent sound he makes and the fart sound he makes with his tongue and then laughs and laughs. It is unbelievable that my Littles have picked up the corresponding sound with there tongue and real farts. I am glad I have some smart boys on my hands. They are on there way to becoming real men by enjoying farts as well as making similar sounds that correlate to his butt and mouth. He’ll just have to learn in the future that when he gets married, it is better to hold it in instead of grossing out the wife.
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